Presented by Team Mobile, the official wireless partner of Odyssey Sports. With an awesome network and great savings, there's never been a better time to join Team Mobile. Visit your neighborhood store to make the switch today. All right, at 508, we'll drink a toast with a show of the day. And we do have your headlines on the way of 550. But first quick take on Mike Haunk and some of the stories and headlines, he is not working out. Well, thank you, Miles. An entire study has been done on which car brands and colors get pooped on more often than others. By birds, I hope you mean. Car brands. Recently, I would say black accuracy. Oh, no. Why? What happened? It's like they're aiming at it. Oh, which car is birds poop on the most? Yes. Not people. It's really positive. Are you picturing people? No, I just misheard what you said. So they did say... When you said poop on, I thought you meant like people don't like it. I'm going to say red. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm guessing red. So they said RAM, Jeep, and Chevy cars are the most frequent bird dropping targets, and then brown, red, and black vehicles attract more mess than lighter colors. Huh. Maybe it's an easier target for them to see. Yeah. So like a top of a UPS truck is just a mess. Ooh. That's a good point. Yeah. Say it said 25% of U.S. drivers spend $500 annually on car washes or repairs related to bird poop, and they say parking undercover or using a car cover can save hundreds of. Hey, thanks for the update. I'll take bird poop every day over a sappy tree. I didn't know I got to know. No kidding, dude. Jesus a wist. If birds poop on different colored cars, like, why are toilets always white?

But make them brown? She can't know. What if I had, like, a green toilet? You don't remember the green toilets? Yeah, the 70s and 80s? Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. My grandma had a green toilet. Pink and... My childhood home, actually, I think, had more colored toilets than did just plain white toilets. If I had a choice, if I went into a bathroom at a game and I had to poop, and it's like, what color stall you want? I'd be like, I don't know, red or green. Right? We had two green ones and two pink ones and then one white one in the basement. That's pretty bad. Up until about three years ago, my grandmother, the bathroom my grandmother used, had a carpet still.

God.

Oh, that was one of the worst ideas. You don't know how weird it feels to step out of the shower and step on damp carpet.

It's so gross.

It is just disgusting.

Right.

It's like, what is going on here?

Because you also know that, you know,

even if it is just the steam of the shower, there's still all kinds of bacteria. That makes

uncomfortable. Now she has a new bathroom. Thank God. Good. That's gone. What about when you're

like sharing a hotel room or like an Airbnb with somebody? You ever have one of those friends? It's like,

did you dry off at all before you stuck on the shower? Yeah. Yeah, because it's just soaked. Yeah. Like, did you bathe with it in the shower with you? I think there's something to be said about the Japanese method of drip drying for a while before you get out. Yeah. You get hanging out of squeegee. That takes time. Yeah. Well, you can also... It works. When you're squeegeeing

your stuff in there,

you know,

you can dry out.

Well, I mean,

like the glass,

you know, like the... Yeah, sure. It helps you get up fire today, dude. Yeah, have a really good shower. How's your mom? Is she single? Sproal spread cheeks

And now he's

Squeegeeating his stuff

Now he's squeegeeating his stuff

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