Time if we've made it to the weekend and drinking time.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

Quick time it is, and as usual, we head to see Drank, Tasca and Stephen Thrill Hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes, indeed.

And today's shot is brought to you by our friends at Black Raven Brewery.

And thank you, the Ted Smith, for sending this lovely story my way.

Hey, no problem.

I just, I've read it.

That's it. That's him. Hey man, have you heard about so-and-so? No, it's coming your way.

Today we toast an unidentified man from Samambaya, Brazil. Now, today's honoree, he's a farm worker,

and it's past Tuesday night, he and a co-worker, they had a late night of drinking on the farm.

While the following morning at 5 a.m., our honoree, he milked two cows before joining his co-worker and the farm owner for breakfast.

Well, after breakfast, our honoree, he returned to collect even more milk.

And when he failed to return, the co-worker became concerned and he went out looking for him.

And that's when he found him lying face down unconscious next to one of the cows while he rushed to his friend's

aide rolling him onto his back and that's when you realize that his friend's pants were unzipped

and that he was wearing a condom. I'll let you do what we call the bestiality math on that one.

Apparently the cow kicked him because it was not into his advances.

Anyway, paramedics tried to revive him, but to no avail, my man was pronounced dead at 635.

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