Can't we manage a drink and time?

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

Austin Kino!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

It's not fair.

So do you, we say?

Bottoms up, sailor.

Austin Kino!

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

The time it is, as usual, we had to see drink,

task, and see if it's real hell to find out who we're toasting.

Yes, indeed, and today, we toast a batch

of lorette party participants and Amsterdam.

Now, we touched on this story briefly yesterday,

but I believe that it is shot worthy.

Now, keep in mind, yesterday shot involved a man

and we cannot make this up.

We woke up in a bed and a Cambodian hotel room

only to discover that a very large monkey was filating him.

That's not a joke.

They took the pictures the whole night.

Well, today's shot also involves filatio,

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