Today We Toast The Church
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 25 October 2024
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Currently, we made it to Drayton time. |
| 0:02.0 | Somebody out there deserves to be recognized. |
| 0:05.0 | And the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:10.0 | So do you we say bottoms up sailor? |
| 0:16.2 | You're the toast of our shot of the day. |
| 0:20.9 | Drink time and is as usual we head to Z drink desk and Steve and Thrill Hill to find out who |
| 0:24.7 | we're toasted. |
| 0:25.7 | Yes indeed, today we toast the Horn Sea United Reform Church of East Yorkshire England. |
| 0:32.3 | Now earlier this week the church hosted a Harvest Festival for local six and seven-year-olds from a local school. |
| 0:38.0 | And the festival offered food, games, prizes, everything else that you'd expect, including music. |
| 0:43.0 | And the kids, of course, they were urged to sing along for what I'm sure was a rousing |
| 0:46.7 | rendition of the song, |
| 0:48.0 | We Plow the Fields and Scattered. |
| 0:50.2 | I've never heard the song myself, but I guess it's a little kid song. |
| 0:53.0 | And for these kids, if you didn't know the words, |
| 0:56.0 | well the church staff member, they use a laptop to project the lyrics on the screen, |
| 0:59.5 | like follow the bouncing ball kind of thing. |
| 1:01.0 | Well, unfortunately instead of lyrics the little kids |
| 1:04.6 | were shown hardcore porn. Oh. Now witnesses said the children were quote |
| 1:08.8 | gob-smacked and did not know where to look. Yes, they did. |
| 1:12.7 | Now the church has apologized and they promised an investigation. |
| 1:16.7 | So I'm going to help them out. |
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