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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Today We Toast The Canon

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Shot of the Day

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if we made it to drinking time.

0:01.5

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

0:06.5

And the men's room knows just who it is.

0:11.9

So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor.

0:17.4

You're the toast of our shots of the day.

0:20.3

Great time, it is. And as usual, we had Tizzy Drink Tizzy Drink Task and Steve at Thrill Hill to find out who we're toasted.

0:24.3

Yes, indeed, and today's shot is brought to you by our friends of Black Raven Brewing,

0:28.7

proud brewers of Men's Room IPA and the Men's Room 20th anniversary logger.

0:34.1

And today we toast two unidentified young men from somewhere in Louisiana. We have a

0:39.7

19-year-old and an 18-year-old. They were caught attempting to smuggle $200,000 worth of

0:46.8

contraband into a federal prison. Now, they had planned to smuggle $112,000 worth of tobacco

0:52.9

and about $90,000 worth of meth, which I can only imagine

0:56.5

is an S ton of meth, onto the prison grounds. And it's unclear how they were caught, if they were

1:02.2

caught on the act, or if officials caught wind of it ahead of time. But the reason I'm toasting them

1:07.2

today is because what method do you think they were going to use to try to smuggle

1:11.0

contraband into a prison? If you guessed, loaded into a cannon and shoot it over the security wall,

1:17.0

collect your prize. All right? And we're still not sure if it was like some antique cannon or something

1:22.2

like a t-shirt cannon. They haven't given those details. But they do say the cannon, it had a range of about

1:28.2

350 feet. So the same. It could have worked, but that's assuming that no one in or around the prison

1:34.3

noticed a cannon firing at the property. So not very discreet. But anyway, I am busted with a

1:40.1

cannon full of contraband. That was the plane. I don't know if it was just like a potato gun.

1:44.9

Maybe.

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