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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Today We Toast Someone That Didn't Follow Directions

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2023

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Shot of the Day

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0:00.0

Can't we make it to drink it time.

0:01.8

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

0:05.1

Astakita!

0:07.1

And the men's room knows just who it is.

0:12.4

So do you, we say bottoms up sailor

0:16.1

You're the toast of our shot of the day

0:20.7

drink time it is as usual we head to see drink desk and see if a throw hill to find out who we're toasted.

0:25.2

Maybe it's not an act, Mike.

0:29.3

Today we toast an unidentified 57-year-old woman from somewhere in the United States.

0:35.0

Because of HIPAA protections, we do not know much about her, but we know her story.

0:40.0

So she went to get an MRI scan, she undergone the standard screening procedure for ferrous objects, i.e. objects that contain metals that could be drawn to the MRIs magnetic field.

0:52.0

And she answered no to all the screening questions related

0:54.7

to metal or metal objects.

0:56.0

So like if you have piercings, anything like that, they're like, look man, when we stick you

0:59.7

not machine anything metal in you, it's going to cause a problem.

1:03.6

Anyway, once she entered the MRI and the machine was turned on,

1:07.1

there was a lot bang.

1:08.8

Seems that her honoree failed to mention the handgun

1:12.4

that she had on her.

1:13.3

Well, the gun was attracted to the magnetic field,

1:16.9

and because it's a gun, and because it's a magnetic field,

1:19.6

the gun ended up firing a single round,

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