Have we made it to the weekend and drinking time?

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

The cabin is, and as usual, we head to Zee Drink,

cask and Steve a thrill hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes, indeed, and today's shot is brought to you by our friends of Black Raven

Brewing, proud brewers of Menderoom IPA and the Midsroom 20th anniversary

lager.

I had a different side of the day originally scheduled than our astute listener

when Trung Lee sent this one my way, and I felt that it was worth sharing. So we go to China,

China's Hefei University of Technology. That's where this goes down. One of the students there,

he knew that his roommate would be gone for a little while, so he enjoyed some private time in his dorm.

But then he heard his roommate walking down the hall and approaching the room, he went into a panic.

As a direct result of his panic, he ended up lighting the entire dorm on fire.

They had to evacuate the whole building.

So you're thinking, well, what the hell happened?

Well, it seems that our honoree has a silicone sex doll that his roommate did not know about.

And he was engaging in a little silicone coitus with it.

He did not want to be caught with the sex doll for fear of being embarrassed.

So when you heard his roommate coming, he did the only logical thing and lit the freaking thing on fire.

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