Can't we ban it to drinking time?

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

Oscar Kira!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

Oscar Kira!

So do you, we say?

Bottoms up, sailor!

Oscar Kira!

You're the toast of our shots of the day.

The job is as usual, we had to see drink tasks.

Can't see even through a hole to find out who we're toasting.

Yes indeed, today we toast an anonymous 61-year-old homeowner

in Napa, California.

Now this past Saturday morning, the power went out at his house.

So he stepped outside to figure out what was going on,

but when he went outside, he encountered a stranger on his property,

possibly the person responsible for cutting the power to his home,

no other houses in lost power.

So whatever the case, some sort of argument in the physical altercation

broke out and the trespasser stabbed our

honoree in the back with a knife.

But honoree, what happened on this day?

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