I cut out of 508, we'll drink a toast with a shot of the day.

And we do have your headlines on the way of 550.

But first Glenn Cheykega with Mike Hogg and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. The world's smallest snake has been found in Barbados. Oh, you've been on. Oh, my God. You seen this thing? I have not. I just know it's a big day for small snakes. It is hell.

Oh, damn.

Ooh.

God, let's just pile it on.

I just not. I just know it's a big day for small snakes. It is hell.

Oh, damn.

God, let's just pile it on.

I just died, man. Leave it alone. How, uh, how time these... Terry Bowley is got a five inch penis. It's, I'm just saying. It's really small. I mean, it's like a worm. The holster. It looks like a worm dude.

It's got a 10 inch piece.

Shoot.

There it is.

There's this little guy.

Hey, look at that.

He's on a coin.

Yeah.

That's... looks like a worm dude. A horse, sir. It's got a 10-inch piece. Shoot. There it is.

There's this little guy.

Here, look at that.

He's on a coin.

Yeah. That's it. I would think that's like a millet. Well, granted, it has no legs. Correct. But if you look at it, it has scales. It's got a head of a snake. Like it looks like it's a little worm or a millipede or something like that, but if you actually look close, that is distinctly a snake.

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