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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Today We Toast Missing Scissors

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Shot of the Day

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0:00.0

In the meantime we manage drinking time.

0:02.0

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

0:05.0

And the men's room knows just who it is.

0:10.0

So do you, we say bottoms up sailor

0:16.3

You're the toast of our shot of the day

0:20.8

The time it is and as usual we had to see drink desk and Stephen Thrill Hill to find out who we're

0:24.6

toasted.

0:25.6

Yes indeed and today we chose an anonymous airport and defined country of Japan.

0:31.3

Now look, a lot of people, myself included, we bitch about the TSA, all the

0:35.1

security precautions, they go a little overboard. 36 flights were cancelled.

0:41.0

201 were delayed at a Japanese airport over the weekend. Why? A pair of

0:47.8

scissors went missing from a store near the gates. Now authorities they were desperately trying to find the scissors while passengers were forced to go back through security a second time.

0:58.0

Eventually, they said we can't find them, the flights resumed even though they did not find the scissors that disappeared from the store.

1:05.6

However, the next day, the scissors were found in the same store that they went missing from.

1:10.6

It's unclear where they were hiding, or if they planned to put a string around them or something so it doesn't happen again.

1:14.9

But airport officials to say the problem was due to quote insufficient storage and management

1:20.0

systems at the store, which sounds stupid. But believe it or not, a lot of travelers

1:24.0

actually thankful that they erred on the side of caution.

1:27.0

Why were they for sale then? A pay, right. If it's that big of a deal, they should not be

1:32.3

offered in a store in an airport.

1:34.3

Right.

1:35.3

Don't sell scissors.

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