Today We Toast Mall Man
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 15 November 2023
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Have we made it to drinking time? |
| 0:02.0 | Somebody out there deserves to be recognized. |
| 0:05.0 | And the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:10.0 | So to you, we say bottoms up sailor? |
| 0:16.0 | You're the toast of our shot of the day. |
| 0:20.0 | The job it is as usual we head to see during death scan see if a thrill hill to find out who we're toasted. |
| 0:25.0 | Yes, indeed. |
| 0:26.0 | And today we toast the mall security of a certain mall in Shanghai China. |
| 0:31.0 | And we can all admit, look, look shopping malls they're busy places keeping an eye on every |
| 0:35.7 | suspicious looking individual that can be challenging even for the most |
| 0:39.2 | attentive security guards. However in this particular case the security guards. However, in this particular case, these security guards, they found a man who was at the mall. |
| 0:47.0 | They asked him exactly what a situation was because they found him under a stairwell, |
| 0:51.0 | but it seemed rather odd. And when they confronted the man about it he's |
| 0:54.6 | playing in spite of you guys being here and I've seen you guys every day I've been |
| 0:59.1 | living under the stairwell of a mall for six months. Six months they did not notice this guy living in the mall. |
| 1:06.6 | He had a lounge chair, a desk, a computer in a tent, and a sleeping bag set up up and they never notice this guy living under the |
| 1:15.8 | stairwell at the ball. Give him mind this a young dude too. He says yeah I'm |
| 1:19.5 | saving money. He was arrested by the way in case you're wondering that's not legal but yeah |
| 1:25.2 | somehow security never noticed this man living in their mall and he wasn't subtle |
| 1:31.0 | about it. I saw a picture of his setup. The first thing you would think is, |
| 1:35.4 | someone is living in the small, not them. I mean, honest to God, man, it was unbelievable, |
| 1:39.7 | but yeah, for six months. They had to go through the videotapes to figure out how long he'd been there they did not believe him when he told him |
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