Today We Toast Humanity
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, Dakota, it's a 508. We'll drink and toast with a show of the day. |
| 0:03.2 | And we do have your headlines on the way of 550. |
| 0:22.8 | But first quick, check on it with Mike Hogg and some of the stories and headlines, he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. A new analysis found that yoga may lower blood pressure in people with excess weight. It's not counting what yoga does in general? You stretch, you get the blood flowing? Right, it's an exercise. Why don't they say if you're a human being, yoga will be beneficial? |
| 0:38.8 | Correct. I told you. I did the P90X thing. I never sweat it any harder than on the days that it was yoga. Right. I did not think that that was the thing. I had a completely different understanding of what yoga was until I did it. Oh, this sucks. activate your capillaries. Absolutely. So like, you know, your fingers. Yeah. All the small. |
| 0:37.8 | I mean, haven't they known this about yoga that's been around for two? Oh, this sucks. Activate your capillaries. Absolutely. So, like, you know, your fingers. |
| 0:38.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.8 | All the small. |
| 0:42.2 | I mean, haven't they known this about yoga that's been around for 2,000 years? Mm-hmm. Okay. Cool. Cool. I'm glad you did the study guys. It's more than just mind and body. You're stretching things. You're moving things. You're getting moving. Again, how do you get money for these studies? |
| 0:52.8 | Yeah, no kidding. |
| 0:53.7 | They've been saying it for 2,000 goddamn years. |
| 0:55.7 | Is there just like a questions board that you just kind of grab off of like, here, I can answer that one for $50 million? I think what you do? You write every possible question on the board, and then someone puts on a blindfold, throws a dart, and you're like, all right, let's get funding for that. Hell yeah. Why is it the sun warm? Lakes in the U.S. are starting to get wrecked due to people flushing their unwanted goldfish. I just showed Steve a picture of what in the inner harbor, which is brackish. Mm-hmm. In Maryland. I mean, this is a big-ass fish. It's like three feet. It's huge. Yeah. Wait a minute, say this to the goldfish are living. Yes. They're flushingushing their own, they don't want them anymore, and so they're just flushing down the toilet. |
| 1:30.7 | How do you get overwhelmed by taking care of a goldfish? |
| 1:35.3 | No kidding. |
| 1:35.9 | I don't think it's overwhelmed. |
| 1:37.0 | I think you're just over it. |
| 1:39.0 | But still, man. |
| 1:40.2 | Fish are a boring pet. |
| 1:41.7 | They're super boring. |
| 1:42.4 | Oh, look at my little fish. |
| 1:43.9 | He's a fish. I mean, tropical might be interesting. But, right, you know what it is. It's a gold thing. If you're willing to put it in a bag and hand it to a child because they sunk three baskets at the school fair, like, it's low maintenance, man. The bubbles mean he's happy. He's a fish. Wow. |
| 2:02.6 | I mean, I haven't get the gators more. |
| 2:15.6 | You go like, oh, my God. At some point, you go like, why do we grab this gator? No kidding. Give me a gator. Goldfish. Oh, Jesus Christ. Right. That's an hors d'oeuvre. How long do they last? I mean, I don't know. Well, I don't have the best track record, so I don't know. |
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