Today We Toast BibTheft
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 5 March 2025
⏱️ 1 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | if we made it to drinking time. |
| 0:01.7 | Somebody out there deserves to be recognized. |
| 0:05.0 | And the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:12.1 | So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor. |
| 0:17.6 | You're the toast of our shot of the day. |
| 0:20.5 | Three time it is, and as usual, we head Tuesday, drink, to Ask and Steve a Thrill Hill to find out who we're toasted. |
| 0:24.6 | Yes, indeed. And today we toast a thief, or thieves, from Lincolnshire, England. Now, it's already a bad look when you rob a church. |
| 0:32.8 | But at least if you're stealing money or precious metal candelobbers, at least we can make sense of that. |
| 0:37.9 | We go, okay. |
| 0:38.7 | However, this theft, in this case, they stole three, quote, low value paintings. |
| 0:45.0 | Now, one painting depicted the Lord's Prayer. |
| 0:47.0 | I don't know how you paint that, but whatever. |
| 0:48.8 | One painting depicts Moses, delivering the Ten Commandments, but we're toasting them because |
| 0:53.6 | they also stole the painting that said, |
| 0:55.8 | thou shalt not steal. I don't know if they did it to be funny. It visits part of their whole, |
| 1:00.6 | but I'm like, that is perfect. Right, it just had the Ten Commandments on there. |
| 1:04.2 | Now shalt not steel. Like, take that one. |
| 1:06.1 | Yeah, that one right there. We'll see you in hell, folks. Well done. So we pour this booze and we drink this booze because we think it's yummy. Yummy! So over the tongue and down the throat to party |
| 1:16.4 | in our tony's. Down the hola bitchola! |
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