Today We Toast Bad Luck
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 6 May 2023
⏱️ 2 minutes
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Shot of the Day
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| 0:00.0 | Meantime we made it to the weekend and drinking time. |
| 0:02.3 | Get somebody out there deserves to be recognized. |
| 0:05.7 | Austin, here! |
| 0:07.7 | And the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:10.9 | It's Austin! |
| 0:12.9 | So, do you, we say, bottoms up, sailor. |
| 0:16.8 | Austin, here! |
| 0:18.5 | You're the toast of our shots of the day. |
| 0:21.4 | Drink time, it isn't as usual. |
| 0:22.6 | We head to C-Drank Test. |
| 0:23.6 | Can't see if it's real hell to find out who we're toasting. |
| 0:25.5 | Yes, indeed. |
| 0:26.3 | We dance today. |
| 0:27.3 | We toast an unidentified 61-year-old woman from Hackett's Town, New Jersey. |
| 0:33.1 | Now, here's the thing. |
| 0:34.8 | She was getting out of her 2014 Lincoln, but she did not put the car in park. |
| 0:39.6 | And then it ran over the left side of her body. |
| 0:42.4 | Now, Paramount's got to draw hospital. |
| 0:44.2 | Luckily, she survived, but they did say that her injuries were serious, but not life-threatening. |
| 0:48.8 | That's already bad. |
| 0:49.8 | But after the car ran her over, it kept going. |
| 0:52.8 | And then it crashed into another car. |
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