Have we made it to drinking time?

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

Astakeeto!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you we say bottoms up sailor

You're the toast of our shot of the day

think time it is as usual we had to see drink desk and Stephen Thorell Hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes indeed, and today we chose 74-year-old Constance Glance of Lincoln Nebraska.

Yes, Mike, that was her name.

G-L-A-T-Z.

See what she did there?

Anyway, Constance, she had been receiving end-of-life care at a hospice,

but sadly, if not predictably, she passed away at 944 this morning.

So I know what you're thinking, who was Constance's glance and why am I sharing this story

with you?

And that's a very fair question.

Now I could just read you her obituary,

but that would require that she actually be dead.

Now sure, she was pronounced dead and yes, even a doctor signed her death

certificate, but those nosy bastards at the funeral home where

she was delivered, they just couldn't get past the fact that dead constants was still

breathing.

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