Coming up here until 508, we'll drink a toast on the weekend with a shot of the day.

And we do have your headlines on the way of 550.

But first quick check out with Mike Hawk and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. According to scientists, Earth is splitting open beneath the Pacific Northwest. I saw that. Yay. So it was... It's crumbling away. Right. So instead of the... I was trying to read it to understand what it was going on, but it's kind of changing what they understand about earthquakes in this area.

Well, typically, they say the plates kind of slide under each other.

Correct.

In this case, it's kind of breaking off the edge.

Yeah.

Like slowly plucking away at a potato chip. Right. So it keeps getting, it's literally crumbling into pieces. So, instead of just going under. Hopefully that means that it won't slip all at once and, you know, destroy everything. That was my thought. I'm like, is this good or bad or are you just saying it? Right. The thing is that that's right here. They don't know just yet. From what I understood, as I was reading the like, oh, this is different. So I'm hoping, I've got to believe, my stupid brain says, well, little piece is better than big piece all at once. So... Is it? We don't know. It could keep from a devastating reaction. I'm talking out of my I have no idea. Well, they don't either. That's right. But they're studying it. Yeah, that's true.

This is what we put funding towards. That. Well, that's right. Exactly. Apparently, new ransomware is so badly coated that it actually destroys your files instead of holding them hostage. Well, they said, the bright side is no one can really bribe you.

Exactly. No one's stealing it. That's why I'm at, too. Yeah, they're like, well... At least I know that you can't just keep holding onto it or clone it or do whatever it is that you're going to do with it. Like, okay, well, I guess it's gone. Yeah. I don't really have any files. Right. I mean, like, at work,

even then I don't personally have any files or not.

But, like, it would be devastating for a place, but like me as a human being, like, I don't know what you stole. Yeah. I mean, I have nothing of interest. I'm sure they could find something. But let me know at least. I've got a lot of, you know, fake folders on my computer at home.

It says, like, you know, social security number.

Do you really?

No.

Set people up.

It's over here, bank information.

That ought to be a good ploy.

And then when they open it, you just get Rickrolled.

Exactly.

According to the USPS, Barbie's going to be celebrated with new stamps coming out soon. Oh, boy. Yay. Because everyone uses the mail. I think I have stamps somewhere. I do on the desk. I really do. If you need them, I got them. I bought forever stamps honest to God, probably nine years ago. I think I've used two.

That's kind of where I'm at is like I feel like anybody that I know that buys stamps, other than stamp collectors, which I don't know a whole lot of them. But anybody that buys stamps, I feel like they just buy the Forever Stamps. Yeah, because you're not going to use them. No. He said they've been sitting on my desk for about nine years.

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