Today We Toast An Enthusiastic Man
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 9 October 2024
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Alright, have we been it to drinking time? |
| 0:01.6 | Somebody out there deserves to be recognized. |
| 0:05.0 | Ah, Nikita! |
| 0:07.0 | And the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:10.0 | So to you, say bottoms up sailor |
| 0:17.7 | You're the toast of our shot of the day |
| 0:20.8 | Drink time and as usual we had to see Drink Desk and Stephen Thorehill |
| 0:24.0 | to find out who we're toasted. |
| 0:25.0 | Yes indeed and today we toast an unidentified 59 year old man from New York City, New York. |
| 0:31.0 | He called an ambulance after getting a tight jaw and tingling in his |
| 0:34.9 | hands and doctors were baffled by his symptoms but they feared that he had a |
| 0:38.6 | severe case of sepsis. But a battery test it revealed that he'd suffered a tear in his aorta. |
| 0:44.5 | That's the body's largest artery that carries blood from the heart to the body. |
| 0:49.4 | But the result in a severe aortic regurgitation is what's called. It's a medical emergency where the blood |
| 0:56.0 | flows backwards into the heart. So it goes without saying that he would have died |
| 1:00.5 | had the doctors not figured out what it was and did whatever it is they had to do. |
| 1:05.9 | Now in theory we should be toasting the doctors for the quick thinking, but we're |
| 1:09.6 | toasting the patients today because of what led to his medical emergency vigorous masturbation |
| 1:14.9 | ladies and gentlemen that's right he uh he was beating that thing like it owed him money and |
| 1:20.3 | it ended up kind of reversing his blood course back into his heart. |
| 1:24.3 | Oh yeah they had to ask him like what did you do and it's the only thing I can think of |
| 1:28.5 | they're like that's it. They're trying to kill me that way. I know, making me scare to masturbate. |
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