couple of minutes of drinking time.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shots of the day.

Three time it is, and as usual, we head to Zee Drink Test, and Stephen Thrill Hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes, indeed, and today's shot is brought you by the fine folks and our friends at Black Raven Brewery.

And today we toast 71-year-old Linda Rosa of Brooklyn, New York.

Now, Linda had taken the subway to get to a church service.

She exited the train, but just after passing through the turnstile, a group of four teen girls approached her, and one of them tried to snatch her purse, because after all, what is some 71-year-old lady going to do? And I'm glad you asked. Linda said, quote, oh, you want to fight.

Always a bad thing to hear.

So she grabbed one of the girls by the hair and smashed her head into the ground.

Now, when a second girl charged her, she used her free hand and grabbed that girl's hair and slammed her head into the ground.

Now, as Linda put it, and this is a quote, I had them both face down like Rams when they're going to get ready for a fight. Well, at that point, the other two would be

muggers, they were pleading with Linda, the 71-year-old lady, to let her friends go. Now, at first,

Linda said, no, man, that ain't going to happen. But eventually she did relent and she let the

idiots go before gathering and belongings and heading to church at the Brooklyn Tabernacle.

Oh, yeah. I mean, trust me, there's much more to the story, but good God Almighty, man.

Those girls weren't caught either, but they always get to tell the story about me, Ma, just

absolutely kicking their ass. Oh, and well, the thing about the four girls, there is one surveillance still that I saw at least.

So you see their faces.

So at some point, the friends are going to be like, that's why you got the bruised on your face?

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