Time we're made to the weekend and drinking time.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

Quick time it is, and as usual, we had Tuesday drink,

task and Steve a Thrill Hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes, indeed.

And today we toast 39-year-old John Albertson of Clearwater, Florida.

Now, we're toasting John because he was arrested and charged with theft.

Now, it's what he stole that we find unusual.

You see, on Tuesday night, he went to the Rain Ladies and Jents Strip Club and received several lap dances, valued at $160.

Now, the problem was that he didn't have the cash to pay for the lap dances it didn't receive.

So the cops were called, and they determined that the lap dances were, and I quote,

the lap dances were the property of rain ladies and gent strip club, thus John, unlawfully

obtained the property of another and was put into jail.

Wow.

That is an odd thing.

Well, if you didn't pay for it, those lap dances are the property. It's a service.

The issue is, well, the thing is, they never

said service. This was strictly property.

And I'm like, well,

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