I come up here until 508, we'll drink and tell us with a shot of the day.

And we do have your headlines on the way of 550.

But first quick checkup with Mike Hawk and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on.

Well, thank you, Miles.

More than 1,000 giant tech's outdoor lounge chairs have been recalled due to amputation risk.

Finger.

Yeah.

Because I was wondering, like, what are you going to lose?

And it was like, it was a finger. Right. I was like, that's still not good.

No, it's not.

I looked at the chair, but I didn't read what it was.

I'm like, what gets amputated?

I did not get it right.

I did the exact same thing that you all. I'm not going to read. I'm just going to look at this chair. Like, how in the world is this little lounge

You're going to chop something out with somebody?

I don't know.

It always blows my mind when that's an oversight.

A lot of times, there'll be a recalling something like a baby's crib.

Sure. And when we had a kid, I went to my wife and I said, you know, the crib boy is not on a recall list, but we have to put it together. Oh, yes. Which always makes me wonder, is it being recalled because of a design flaw or is it being recalled because

people like me are putting it together? Not really stressing me out. That chair, it's like, no,

no, that thing's pre-fat, bro. That is as is. We build it dangerous. So you don't have to.

According to a new study, fog is actually a habitat teaming with microbes that may help remove air pollutants. Fog. Fog. So clouds then? Yeah. Pretty much, right? I mean, right. It's just a heavy cloud sitting on the ground. What do you know? They serve a good purpose. Well, what was it that, that apparently we were, yeah, so, so apparently we were starting to do too good of a job cleaning the air. There was nothing... And it made what, the ocean warmer? Right, because the clouds were thinner because of it. And so then it was just super heat in the ocean, so clouds do quite a bit. We can't win. No, we can't. We're doomed. We're just gonna die. We are just freaking doomed, y'all. Smoke them if you got them. Yeah. Fog's never not eerie, though.

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