Today We Toast A Smart Dog, Or A Dumb Human
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 17 May 2023
⏱️ 2 minutes
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Shot of the Day
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| 0:00.0 | Hard of a minute to drink it time. |
| 0:01.3 | If somebody out there deserves to be recognized. |
| 0:04.8 | Austin Kira! |
| 0:06.8 | And the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:10.0 | It's Austin Kira! |
| 0:12.0 | So do you, we say? |
| 0:14.4 | Bottoms up, sailor! |
| 0:15.8 | Austin Kira! |
| 0:17.6 | You're the toast of our shot of the day! |
| 0:20.4 | Think of it as an issue, Joel. |
| 0:21.6 | We head to C-DrankTask and steam a throw hill to find out who we're toasting. |
| 0:24.4 | Yes, indeed. |
| 0:25.2 | Today we toast an unnamed 28-year-old man |
| 0:28.2 | from Pueblo, Calderado. |
| 0:30.0 | His story takes place in Springfield, Calderado. |
| 0:32.6 | It was there that a cop clocked our honoree driving 52 miles an hour and a 30-mile per |
| 0:38.3 | hour zone. |
| 0:39.3 | Well, the car pulled over, but the officer observed the driver switch seats with the passenger. |
| 0:44.8 | The passenger then took the driver's side. |
| 0:47.6 | Our honoree, who had clear signs of intoxication, got out of the passenger side, told the cops |
| 0:52.4 | he wasn't the one driving. |
| 0:53.8 | Missed again before the cop even asked. |
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