Have we made it to drinking time?

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

My tkito!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

God, damn.

So to you, we say,

bottoms up, sailor.

My tiquito!

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

Sweet time it is, and as usual, we head to Zee Drink Task and Steve a Thrill Hill to find out who we're toasting.

Yes, indeed.

And today we toast an unidentified 22-year-old woman from, well, somewhere.

Her story takes place in a hospital where she was scheduled for an MRI.

Now, per usual,

radiographers, they asked her if she had any metal on or in her person, and as best she knew,

the answer was a hard no. So she went for the MRI, and it was when it was over, the technician,

he pulls the table out, and she's screaming. Well, it turns out she did have metal in her body,

but she honestly, God didn't know it. Because you see, according to the company, the butt plug

in her ass was 100% silicone, but it turns out that there's like a metal filling in the middle

of it. And she found out when the butt plug, think about this, was pulled through her rectum

and into her chest cavity at the speed of sound.

Wow.

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