At Takano Piat, 508 will drink and toast with a show of the day.

And we do have your headlines on the way of 550.

But first quick check on Mike Hawk and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on.

Well, thank you, Miles.

The UK government is cracking down on fraudulent BBL procedures by requiring all operations to be conducted by licensed professionals recognized by the CQC.

You think that's a good idea?

Who's doing this? England? The UK, yeah. Yeah. All right. Just trying to, just trying to, because the problem is there's too many, you know, backdoor procedures, A.O. Hey O. That just, they get botched. So they're trying to keep people from maming themselves, I guess. Yeah, that makes sense. Any kind of medical procedure, I'd like them to be licensed. Yeah. That's just me. You should. I understand. They're expensive. However, your body needs to be taken care of it. I would prefer that the person cutting my hair has a license. I think they have to get one, right? Exactly. So if that's all it takes for that, then yes.

Right.

Anybody that's doing anything to you, just make sure that they know what they're doing. Yeah. I think also, and I know, like, maybe I'm just more used to fake boobs. You could tell them they don't fit on a girl's body. Yeah. But some of those BBLs, it's like, right, but you still have, like, toothpick legs.

Like, that's not real.

And you got to set. girl's body. But some of those BBLs, it's like, right, but you still have, like,

toothpick legs. That's not real. And you got to sit on it. But that's an amazing problem to have. I'm so used to these big fake boobs. A new Martin Luther King Jr. monument was erected in

Florida and locals are upset. Because it looks like Forrest Weddicker? Pretty much, yeah. Oh, I got to look that up. Oh, yeah. Is his eye droopy? No, his face doesn't look right. That's what's noticeable about him. About Fortis Whitaker, yes, sorry. His face doesn't look right. His proportions are off. Who is this? He looks like his growth was stunted. I know. It does. Like, his body looks shorter than what his head suggests that he should be. So, like, first I get the headline. It's like, okay, come on, guys. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. See what I mean? I don't think like it's for it. Yeah. I mean, I'm only... He's going by the FARC headline. I'm only repeating what Dwayne Wade said, because his looks kind of different. And he's just like, it's hard to do him. Like, it's close enough. I don't care. That's not close enough. I think it kind of looks like Mike's Singletary.

Take a picture with it.

It'll be whoever you want it to.

That's right.

That's right.

The guy on, you know, the Alaska Airlines play.

The Jamaican.

Your old high school.

The Eskimo. Random dude, I met Technology issues Delayed more Than a thousand United Airlines Flights yesterday Yeah I'm sure that calls No problem Not at all You just don't To be there on that day No Because Alaska had this one Two weeks ago Something like that So it's gonna happen again You know it You just hope not to roll the dice be on that character or on that charter or on that carrier that day yeah you just think

that they'd start to get some of this stuff figured out rely less on technology would be my advice

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