Hard to be managed to drink a toast.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

Austin Keele!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

It's not fair.

So do you, we say?

Bottoms up, sailor.

Austin Keele!

You're the toast of our shots of the day.

Drick Davin isn't as usual.

We had to see Drink Tess and Stephen Thrill Hill

to find out who we're toasting.

Yes, indeed.

And today we toast an unidentified 51-year-old man

from Queensland, Australia.

Now, the past Sunday at 1 o'clock in the morning,

police noticed that he was driving the wrong way on the road.

Naturally, they pulled him over.

And he pointed out that he was just on his way

to his daughter's house.

Now, they suspected he was drunk and they were right.

His blood alcohol came back at a .191,

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