Come up here at a 508, we'll drink and toast with a shot of the day.

And we do have your headlines on the way of 550.

But first quick check out with Mike Hart from some of the stories and headlines he is not working on.

Well, thank you, Miles.

A lawsuit against David Protein bars, alleging that the bars had far more fat and calories than were listed on the labels has been dropped.

It got dropped?

They dropped it.

Huh.

You know, they were relating it to mean girls.

If you watch the movie,

is butter or carb?

Is butter a carb?

No, there was the gal that was eating the protein bars

that were supposed to be like weight loss bars,

but they were actually gaining, putting weight on her. So they were kind of relating this to that. Well, it's protein. That doesn't mean necessarily that you still have to work out. Exactly. Yeah. But there's also the thing where muscle weighs more than fat. So I think a lot of people, you weigh yourself. And it's like, look, man, that's healthy weight you're putting on, but you're not losing weight.

Well, I think with those, though, those were specifically marketed as like super healthy protein bars.

Oh, come on.

Okay.

So, but, I mean, honestly, I think some of them, you might be better off just eating a Snickers.

You're not a wrong Or a handful of peanuts.

Well, obviously.

Apparently, zombie fish are invading Lake Superior.

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