Hard of a minute to drink a time.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you, we say, bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shots of the day.

The cabins as usual, we head to Z-Drink Tascant,

see if we throw a hill to find out who we're toasting.

Yes, indeed, and today we toast Detroit Tigers Outfielder,

Achille Badu.

Now, on Monday, the Tigers, they were playing

the Cleveland Guardians.

Well, Achille, he'd gotten a base hit.

You already know what this is going like, yeah.

He'd gotten a base hit, but he decided,

you know what, I don't get greedy,

made an attempt to steal second base.

Well, Guardians catcher, Mike Zinino,

he fired the ball to second baseman,

Andre Jimenez, but he missed.

Completely missed.

Instead, the ball smashed squarely into Achille's junk.

Yes, he wasn't fact hurt, but to add insult to injury,

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