All right, Takotoa, we'll drink and toast on the weekend with a shot of the day. And we do have your headlines on the way of 550. But first quick check on Mike Hawk and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. Apparently people think their friends are less cynical than they really are. Well, it's one of your friends. Well, and I think does that kind of go speak to truth to we don't actually take a second to think about what other people are going through kind of a thing.

We don't think that our friends are all that cynical, but they're living their lives where there's plenty of things to be cynical about. But you know them. Yeah. Right? So even if they're going through a bad thing in their marriage and spending that way for 18 months, because you already know this, whatever little crass statements or jokes are going to make. You just laugh. Sure. Because you already know.

It's strange. 18 months. Because you already know this, whatever little crass statements or jokes are going to make,

you just laugh. Sure. Because you already know. A stranger would be like, wow, man, they're really unhappy. Oh, God, right. Yeah, they are. Sorry. And generally when you're hanging with your friends, you're not always talking about all the bad stuff that you're going through. No. It's kind of the escape portion.

Yeah.

It's not as dudes.

You know,

no.

It sometimes,

if you have some good friends,

they can drop some knowledge on you that would almost seem rude from somebody else, which you're like, yeah, you're right. I didn't think about it that way. And that's the difference, right? Absolutely. I also read a good thing yesterday that said, if you both hate something, it builds your bond as friends. It does. Yeah. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Without a doubt. Oh, excuse me. Socrates. Good job, Ted. You know, it's funny that you say that, though. And because Miles, you made this one, said this to my wife yesterday. So you always say, look, man, the only people that you speak to like your children are your children. Jesus Christ, your breath state. Go take a shot, right? You don't just say to the average person. So she's telling me this interaction she has with her son. And she's like, if you do that, I will break every bone in your body. And I immediately thought about your words. I'm like, who else would you say that to? Nobody.

And she was like, no one.

I'm like, right. Your own children's every bone in your body. But same thing with friends. They'll tell you that. You're like, all right, I got you. And I mean, as a kid, you might talk back to a parent, but like, I would never dare to talk back to somebody else's parent. No, no.

Researchers have found that a sugar cane byproduct could freshen bad dog breath for a month. Okay. All right. What about good dog breath? Well, normally when my dog had bad breath, it got into something. So it wasn't like a permanent thing. Yeah, my dog's breath isn't particularly bad. I wouldn't say it smells good, but it does not smell bad.

Isn't that what the greenies are for?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Does he like them?

Does it work?

I don't think we've gone that route.

You ever brush your dog's teeth?

No, he's not good at letting us do that.

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