Got right, if we made it to Drinkin' Time.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

Austin Kino!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

It's not fair.

So do you, we say.

Bottoms up, sailor.

Austin Kino!

You're the toast of our shots of the day.

To tell you the truth, usual, we had to see Drink Dance Can.

Stephen Thrill, he'll find out who we're toastin'.

Yes, indeed.

And today, we toast an unidentified man

from Barcelona, Spain.

It seems he wanted to keep his name out of the story.

About eight months ago, our kinky honoring his girlfriend,

they bought a padlock that he'd wear on his penis

from time to time.

Now, when he would wear it, his girlfriend would hold a key.

Look, no judgment here.

Whatever floats your deviant boat.

But sadly, our honoree has spent the last three months

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