We made it to drink it time.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor.

Most tequila!

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

Trick time it is as usual.

We head to Zee Drink Test and Steve a thrill hill to find out who we're toast.

Yes, indeed.

And today's shot is brought to you by the fine folks at Black Raven Brewing, the fine makers of the men's room IPA, and this year the 20th anniversary logger.

And I'm sure they'll be so happy that they're sponsoring today's

honorary, because today we chose 53-year-old Donald Callaway of Lake Wales, Florida. Now, police

there, they received a call from someone who was watching Donald. And according to this person,

Donald was, quote, acting suspiciously. And by suspicious, they meant that he was masturbating next to a horse.

Oh!

Well, the cops weren't so sure.

It could be a prank call, but then the caller followed up with a cell phone video that they forward

onto the police.

And sure enough, there is Donald touching himself while touching the horse.

Now, what made Donald's attempt to beastashtiality so much more unique than others

was the orifice of choice.

Now, there's no good way to have sex with the horse,

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