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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Today We Toast A Hamster Man

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Shot of the Day

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0:00.0

In the men's meantime, have we made it to drinking time?

0:02.2

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

0:05.8

Astakita!

0:07.8

And the men's room knows just who it is.

0:21.3

So do you you we say, bottoms up sailor. You're the toast of our shot of the day. The time it is and as usual we head to see a drink desk and Stephen Thrill Hill to find out who were toasted.

0:25.6

Yes indeed and today we toast Mr Matthew Pancake. Yes Pancake that is his last name

0:31.0

he is not a mascot for anybody living somewhere in Ohio

0:34.9

so Matthew was arrested after series of break-ins early yesterday morning he broke into a

0:40.8

famous footwear store then a restaurant called Roosters, where he was seen on camera wearing leopard print pyjamas, way to be subtle, buddy.

0:48.8

But then he kept the animal theme going by breaking into a pet store called Pet Land and a bunch of animals

0:54.8

were set free presumably intentionally. Police they were able to recover two

0:59.7

dogs, multiple birds, a hamster and at least two bunnies but they say they're still looking for more

1:04.5

bunnies birds and of course a ferret don't look too hard for the ferret this letter

1:08.9

go be weasley but the thing is police finally tracked Matthew down.

1:12.8

It helped him is wearing leopard print pajamas.

1:14.8

But they found him in a parking lot of big lobes.

1:17.2

They asked him if he had done any of the robberies, of course he denied it.

1:20.4

But then the cops found four hamsters in his pants.

1:23.4

Oh, wow. Oh yeah.

1:25.4

At that point, they were pretty sure they had their man.

1:28.4

He was arrested and charged with all types of crimes.

1:31.2

What if they used his, uh used like they like wheels right?

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