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All, coming up, 508, we'll drink a toast with a show of the day.

And we do have your headlines on the way of 550.

But first quick check on Mike Haug, some of the stories and headlines, he is not working on.

Well, thank you, Miles. Selfie editing tools are distorting young people's perception of themselves.

No, duh. I mean, yeah, but also, they know they're doing it. Right, but after a while you kind of become numb to it and then that becomes reality.

This is how I present myself. Correct. It's how you present yourself. It's how your peers present

themselves. And so it's a constant competition. It's like makeup. Yes. And so it's how you present

yourself. When you think about it, you don't see yourself a whole lot. They probably see themselves a lot more than we've ever seen ourselves.

Sure.

But then when they start looking in the mirror, something that doesn't have the filters and all the

garbage on there, then they just sit there and...

That's what I look like.

Trash on themselves. You bet, dude.

Just knock it off, kids. It's not worth it, man.

It's just not worth it man it's just not worth it if you live near an airport you may be inhaling

onion like quote unquote jet particles ooh onion like well what makes them onion like my guess is the

smell or taste okay yeah but i can afford this house well there you go that's a fact that's a fact

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