On to a minute to drink and tie.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

Austin Keele!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

It's not safe.

So do you, we say.

Bottoms up, sailor.

Austin Keele!

You're the toast of our shots of the day.

It is as usual, we head to the drink desk.

And see if we throw a hill to find out who we're toasting.

Yes, indeed, and today we toast 45-year-old

David Barretton of somewhere in Belgium.

Now, speaking about his own family,

David explained that, quote,

I'd never get invited to anything.

Nobody sees me.

We all grew apart, I felt, unappreciated.

That's why I wanted to give them a life lesson

and show them that you should not wait until someone dies

to meet up with them.

So with that in mind, he faked his own death.

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