Can't we make it to drinking time?

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

Ah, Nikita!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So to you, we say say bottoms up sailor?

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

The time and as usual we had to see drink desk and Stephen Thrill Hill to find out who were toasted.

Yes indeed and today we toast 24-year-old Christopher Ganzel of Lansdale, Pennsylvania.

Now Mike, you and I, we believe there should be a legal amendment where

it's like, like you can get charged with whatever crime you did. But then if you're really

stupid, it's just an additional fine. This is an example of what we're talking about.

So Christopher, he stole a car

from a library parking lot.

Some guy left his green 2023 Subaru Forester running,

and Chris took off in it. But he didn't just take it for a joy ride.

He drove it to a police station, but the reason he went there is even dumber than you think.

You see, apparently he had an earlier run-in with the cops. So he drove

the stolen car to the police station because he asked the cops to give him his illegal drugs

back. They turned him down obviously. Now they didn't

realize that he was on a stolen car at that point but just moments later they

pieced it together when they then got a report that he just used it as a getaway car for another crime

because before he even drove to the police station he tried to shop list some

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