Today We Toast A Close Call
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 13 June 2023
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | How do we make it to Dragon Time? |
| 0:01.4 | If somebody out there deserves to be recognized. |
| 0:04.9 | Austin Kira! |
| 0:06.9 | And the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:10.1 | We're in the same place. |
| 0:12.2 | So do you, we say? |
| 0:14.5 | Bottoms up, sailor. |
| 0:15.9 | Austin Kira! |
| 0:17.7 | You're the toast of our shots of the day. |
| 0:20.4 | Think of it as usual. |
| 0:21.6 | We had to take Grand Tascant, see him throw a hill to find out who we're toasting. |
| 0:24.6 | Yes indeed, and today we toast 76-year-old Bella Montoya. |
| 0:29.7 | Of Baba Hoyo Ecuador, and I'm pretty sure I said that wrong. |
| 0:34.0 | Now sadly, Bella died as a result of Cardio Respiratory Rest, which is defined as the cessation |
| 0:41.5 | of adequate heart function and respiration and results in death without reversal. |
| 0:46.7 | So in other words, if this happens, you can't give them CPR, like there's nothing you |
| 0:51.4 | can do. |
| 0:52.4 | Well, family, they did gather for a funeral, but the vigil ends up getting interrupted, |
| 0:56.7 | which I generally find to be kind of a very rude thing to do. |
| 1:00.4 | It's a funeral. |
| 1:01.8 | But it was interrupted. |
| 1:02.8 | When Bella started knocking for men's side of the coffin, turned out she was not dead, |
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