Have we made it to drinking time?

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

A usnakeeto!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you, we say bottoms up sailor

You're the toast of our shot of the day

Drink time and is as usual we had Tuesday drink desk and Steve and Thrill Hill to find out who were toasted.

Yes indeed, and today we toast 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of Swiss Vale, Pennsylvania.

Now police in Swiss Vale, they got a call about a bank robbery.

The suspect, who is Dennis, he'd escaped with an undisclosed sum of money.

Now police received a tip from a nearby gas station that a man fitting his description was attempting to steal a car.

Now understand the description was that of a man with a dark goatee wearing a blonde wig, fake breast, and of course clown pants.

Not the ideal disguise if you want to blend in, but to eat their own.

Now evil worse for our boy Dennis, the red dye pad hidden in the money had already exploded

all over him now when he attempted to car jack a woman's car at the gas station he

entered through the passenger door rookie mistake so the woman quickly slipped out of the driver's side, took her keys with her, locked his

ass in the car, and called authorities. She was their tip.

So when police got to the gas station, Dennis was still seated in the car, covered in red dye, wearing the clown

plants and the wig still out of his fake breast then.

As you'd imagine, he was arrested and is now being held on $230,000 bail out.

I understand you want to disguise yourself, but man, you got a black

goat tea put on the blonde wig, fake boobs, you're obviously a dude, and then added clown pants? Why don't you just go to the police station and say,

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