All right, Tom, coming up, we'll drink a toast with a show of the day, and we do have your headlines on the way of 550.

But first quick check on Mike Hogg and some of the stories and headlines, he is not working on.

Well, thank you, Miles.

There's a popular VPN service that saw a 1,000% increase in signups, a thousand percent increase.

30 minutes after Pornh hub was banned in France.

Yeah, I bet that makes sense.

Damn.

I wonder if there's a correlation.

That's just a crazy coincidence there.

Why did they ban it?

Is it just because it's porn?

I mean, is that the beginning of it?

Or...

Porn addictions on the rise, and so we're going to curb it by banning an American porn site.

We'll just go to other places.

Pretty much.

You have to have figured this out by now.

Pretty much.

Air traffic control has announced an overhaul to bring operations into the 21st century, which they say includes, quote,

no more floppy disks and paper strips.

I saw that. they say includes, quote, no more floppy disks and paper strips. If you want even more comfort, you know Newark Airport right now,

I'm playing the most dangerous one in the country, for whatever technical reasons,

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