Kevin, we made it to drinking time.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

A stakeeto!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you we say bottoms up sailor

You're the toast of our shot of the day

drink time is and as usual we head to see a drink desk and Steve a

throw a hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes indeed and today we toast the Taijuzu and Zangsu province China.

There's a very good chance I said all of that wrong but I

promise you I tried. Now for whatever reason zoos seemingly like to gaslight

people into believing that the animal they're advertising is authentic in spite of it being an obvious fake.

There was a zoo in China a little while ago, they painted a donkey black and white, and they tried

to pass it off as a zebra.

To be fair, as the zoo officials there explained it well we used to have

zebras but we neglected them and they died so we brought them the donkey oh yeah

seriously and we painted it black and white and hoped you wouldn't notice

but people notice a different zoo this in China, it shaved a mastiff and called it a lion.

I don't remember this a few years ago.

I do.

Shave the body down, kept it thick around the neck.

And the problem is the lion's don't bark. That same zoo

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