Today We Toast A Bold Criminal
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 4 December 2024
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Got rid of a minute to drinking time. |
| 0:01.6 | Somebody out there deserves to be recognized. |
| 0:05.0 | And the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:12.0 | So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor. |
| 0:17.5 | You're the toast of our shot of the day. |
| 0:20.4 | Big time it is, and as usual, we head Tuesday drink desk and Steve Othrill Hill to find out who we're toasted. |
| 0:24.5 | Yes, indeed. |
| 0:25.4 | And today we toast 32-year-old Hector D. Velasquez Maldonado of Chesterfield County, Virginia. |
| 0:33.4 | And we repeat this story at least once a year, every year, because tis the season. |
| 0:38.0 | So with the holidays now in full swing, people are feeling pressure to buy gifts. |
| 0:41.8 | And if you're less fortunate, well, that can be super stressful. |
| 0:45.4 | And that's apparently what motivated our honoree to try to steal $1,400 worth of merchandise from Walmart. |
| 0:52.8 | Now, he's not the first and or the only person to make that attempt, but maybe pick a |
| 0:57.6 | different day. |
| 0:58.7 | You see, when you park your car in front of 30 to 40 marked police cars in the parking |
| 1:04.4 | lot, if that doesn't deter you, maybe don't walk in and see 50 officers in uniform inside a Walmart. |
| 1:13.1 | But no, Hector, that doesn't stop him. |
| 1:15.8 | Instead, he tried to shoplift during the annual shop with the cop event where the officers |
| 1:20.9 | help children pick out presents. |
| 1:22.9 | Well, Walmart employees saw them trying to steal stuff. |
| 1:25.5 | The cops apprehended them quickly because, again, |
| 1:28.1 | there were 50 of them. And again, I want to point out, they're in uniform. There's nothing |
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