Yeah, we made it to drinking time.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

Ah, Nikita!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So to you, we say say bottoms up sailor?

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

Tract time it isn't as usual we had tizzy drink desk and steamer

hill to find out who were toasted.

Yes indeed, first of all we open a can of worms and opundant to it.

People are not telling us whose penises they would like to have.

Historical penis.

Somebody wants the Lincoln log so to speak

sex penis Milton Burrell yes he was no dude seriously he was known to have a

massive crank like we saw him as an old man but apparently a homey could jump rope

of that thing so he's doing all right. All right today we toast an unidentified man from

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Now, last week, our honoree entered a jewelry store

at a mall, and he approached an employee.

He said he had a weapon, and he demanded that the employee, quote,

hand over all the jewelry in the case. Well she didn't have a key so she

called over the manager who actually began to comply but was told hurry up because she was taking

too long and then he threatened her.

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