Today's Morons.... There's no licking at the grocery store 4-13-20
Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 13 April 2020
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Today's Morons.... There's no licking at the grocery store!
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| 0:00.0 | Bob and Sherry. |
| 0:01.2 | You idiot. |
| 0:02.4 | Here they are. |
| 0:03.1 | He's a moron. |
| 0:03.8 | He's acting like a complete idiot. |
| 0:05.1 | Moron's in the news. |
| 0:06.5 | One of the things that this terrible global pandemic has created for all of us is a whole new category of moron in the news. |
| 0:15.9 | And that's the person who thinks the virus is a hoax. |
| 0:19.3 | And they go in and they commit all sorts of acts of |
| 0:22.7 | assault and vandalism using their own bodily fluids and coughing and sneezing. Today's morning of the |
| 0:29.0 | day is Jennifer Walker. She comes to us from South Lake Tahoe and she went into a grocery store. |
| 0:35.5 | She went into a safeway store. Okay, she's 53 years old, by the way. |
| 0:39.8 | So for anybody that thinks, oh, these kids today, |
| 0:42.3 | every one of the people that are doing, |
| 0:44.4 | that have done this kind of crime, |
| 0:46.2 | are all at least 40 years old. |
| 0:48.4 | She's 53 years old. |
| 0:50.3 | She walked into the grocery store, |
| 0:52.5 | and she began licking things. And ultimately, she |
| 0:57.0 | licked nearly $2,000 worth of merchandise, all of which had to be trashed because none of it was |
| 1:04.0 | deemed safe for sale. She's been charged with felony vandalism because guess what? After she |
| 1:09.1 | licked everything and touched everything and then licked it some more, it turned out that she wasn't going to be able to pay for a single one of those items so they arrested her they charged her with felony vandalism they booked her into the El Dorado County Jail which sounds like something out of a cowboy movie she's being held on $10,000. And because we've never had a situation like the one |
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