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Today's Morons.... There's no licking at the grocery store 4-13-20

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today's Moron of the Day!

 

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Today's Morons.... There's no licking at the grocery store!

 

 

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0:00.0

Bob and Sherry.

0:01.2

You idiot.

0:02.4

Here they are.

0:03.1

He's a moron.

0:03.8

He's acting like a complete idiot.

0:05.1

Moron's in the news.

0:06.5

One of the things that this terrible global pandemic has created for all of us is a whole new category of moron in the news.

0:15.9

And that's the person who thinks the virus is a hoax.

0:19.3

And they go in and they commit all sorts of acts of

0:22.7

assault and vandalism using their own bodily fluids and coughing and sneezing. Today's morning of the

0:29.0

day is Jennifer Walker. She comes to us from South Lake Tahoe and she went into a grocery store.

0:35.5

She went into a safeway store. Okay, she's 53 years old, by the way.

0:39.8

So for anybody that thinks, oh, these kids today,

0:42.3

every one of the people that are doing,

0:44.4

that have done this kind of crime,

0:46.2

are all at least 40 years old.

0:48.4

She's 53 years old.

0:50.3

She walked into the grocery store,

0:52.5

and she began licking things. And ultimately, she

0:57.0

licked nearly $2,000 worth of merchandise, all of which had to be trashed because none of it was

1:04.0

deemed safe for sale. She's been charged with felony vandalism because guess what? After she

1:09.1

licked everything and touched everything and then licked it some more, it turned out that she wasn't going to be able to pay for a single one of those items so they arrested her they charged her with felony vandalism they booked her into the El Dorado County Jail which sounds like something out of a cowboy movie she's being held on $10,000. And because we've never had a situation like the one

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