Welcome to another episode of sideline sanity.

It's one of the last episodes of sideline sanity you're ever going to see.

I'll just leave it at that for now.

Today is Wednesday, April 26th, and there is so much news I want to get to.

Nikki Haley gets real on abortion.

Somebody's got to in the Republican Party.

How about this headline?

Tragedy.

When a colon just won't work as a vagina.

Okay, there's that. California, closing up, they're locking up all their products in the target stores because theft is rampant. A Washington school is calling music classes white supremacy.

Randy Weingarten, she's more linked.

We knew this already, how much influence she's had over school closures, which were awful.

And then Leah Thomas calls feminists misogynists in her case.

We'll get to all of it.

That's coming up.

For nearly three decades, she's reported the action from the sidelines.

She started very young.

She's covered the NBA, NFL, Olympics, and the college football and basketball national championships.

And now, during these insane times in our world, Michelle Tofoya thinks we need a serious dose of sanity.

This is sideline sanity with your host, one of the sanest people on planet Earth.

Michelle Tofoya. Music sanity with your host one of the sanest people on planet earth michel to foyer all right leah thomas you remember the name used to be a male now identifies as a woman competed for for Penn in swimming, won some national championships, and set this whole firestorm ablaze.

The name Leah Thomas will go down in history.

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