The Michael Berry Show.

Well, according to Sheila Jackson Lee's commercials,

today would be the day to vote in the city election.

Except early voting ended two days ago, and election day is this Saturday making

this not a day to vote or is it? Maybe this is the day they had marked when no

one's voting that they'll be filling out the mail-in ballots that were requested but not

returned. Now maybe they will be.

Hmm.

If you can't even get election day right,

gosh, I bet you won't be able to fix the flooding,

put more officers on the street. It'll take all the energy and

brain power you have just to figure out who's going to pay you the most for the airport concession

huh?

And who you're going to hire to put in public works

to get the multi-million dollar contracts

to fix the busted water mains and deal with water bills that are $7,000 a month, that would take a lot of your time.

And you still wouldn't have time to call Jerome a fat ass and assault your staff.

Well, that's busy. You be a busy girl. Busy little bee.

It feels like every... busy girl, busy little bee.

It feels like every day, um, another thing goes wrong for Sheila Jackson Lee.

And from what we hear, another staffer is abused for her failures this is kind of what we imagine the next one would sound like.

Yeah Queen Sheila called another staff meeting to come up with a new campaign slogan.

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