I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.

As one nation, we give thanks for the ultimate gift they have so selflessly given to all of us.

And to the Republic, for which it stands,

we should never forget even for a moment that freedom is a gift of the highest cost.

One nation, under God, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.

For the land of the great and the home, and the home of the robbery. It's Howie Car.

And yes, we honor the fallen here at the Howie Car show.

And thank you all for joining us.

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Let's do the Chump Line,

which is the recorded voicemail message service

of the Howie Car Show.

You know, you've become someone at the Howie Car Radio Network universe when Howie botches your name.

Tucker, uh, Taylor, Gail, Grace, uh, uh, Jared.

And now, Toby, we can add you to the list.

Right, Tony? Toby. That's right.

Go, you know the, you know the thing. Right, Tony? Toby. That's right. Go, you know the thing.

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