How dare we speak Merry Christmas?

How dare we?

The Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season.

The Radica left wanted to get rid of the word of Christmas.

I said, I don't think that's going to work out.

And we did it and now everybody's saying, Merry Christmas again.

You know, the only way it's going to be a white Christmas this year at the non-white Christmas party

is if Lamar Cook makes his $85,000 bail.

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I wrote a letter saying I wanted a red rider BB gun for Christmas.

Massachusetts responded by saying that I'd shoot my eye out and that we needed stricter BB gun control laws.

President Trump responded, we're getting new battleships for Christmas. They could settle science who the Grinch is.

No doubt about it.

One thing I don't know if I'll have time to talk about is Mike Lee, Senator Mike Lee's proposal about reestablishing the letters of Mark and bringing back privateers for international waters

and taking up arms against cartels.

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