What happens when three buffoons give life advice,

explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

Wickedy, wickety, bickety boop, bidingi.

Wickedy, wickety, huh?

That's the only part I knew going in, and the rest was...

Couldn't find lickety-splicity?

Ah, B-dingy. Yeah. Also, explain the hat to me, because I didn't And the rest was pretty. Couldn't find lickety splickety.

Biddingy. Yeah. Also, explain the hat to me because I didn't, I was unaware until you were halfway through your scat. I look up and I see you in the monitor and your hat is resting on

your nose. What was that about? It was just to stay like hidden. Like maybe the mystery, maybe if I didn't look at you guys, maybe it would come out and it'd be really cool. So were you keeping yourself away from the world or the world away from yourself? It depended how the scat went. Ah, he's in the scat zone. I'm in the scat zone, Jason. Squeed at that bad o'-do-do-do. Get out of there, man. It's terrible in there. It's just you and John. Wickedy wickety, wickety. Lickety, splickety.

That's what in there. It's just you and John. Wickedy, wickety. Lickety. That's what I should have gone with. Welcome in. Would you rather Ballardash and a draft on today's episode of the Spitballers? Andy Mike and Jason with you. We've got Al Borland in the building, Papa Josh, the falcon over their inducer's alley, three dudes combining

to do the job of half a man.

So thank you.

Thank you for being here.

We will kick things off right here right now.

First, I'll remind you you can follow the show at Spatballers Pod over on X and tell

your friends and family about the podcast. We would really appreciate it and you'll make, uh, you'll make their life. Do it. Or else. Oh, how's that the new? Whoa. That was serious. I feel like I have to do it now. Yeah. You want to know why? Because I don't want to know why. Or else. Or else.

It's a new technique.

I love threatening our audience.

Well, they should know that we're all fun in games until...

Until you don't share.

Until the threats.

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