Hey Lord listeners welcome back to the Kiss Me Quick's Arotica podcast. This is Rose Carraway,

you guys host. I'm happy to be here with you today. It's just you and me and I have a story here that I thought was like three

different stories because it's quite the stack of paper that I found in one of my

boxes of old writing stuff. It's about 30 pages worth, but no, I found out it's just one story. So I'm going to give you guys kind of a long, I'm going to give you the long one today. I hope that's all right.

Slow and steady as it goes in, do your ear holes? There's a little twist to it, so it's not just a story that I wrote.

In fact, I don't own these characters,

which means it is, you guessed it, fan fiction.

And I do not do that very frequently.

I feel like it's a little, maybe a little ostentatious, but I know that it's like hugely popular now. I had no idea way back when. I did one a while ago with Sylvester Stallone's

expendables characters and that was so much fun I love each and every one of those characters and it was a super

fun thing to write. So turns out I guess I did it again. It's so like a part of the charm of going back through your old stuff like I'm sure you've done it right you find

Oh, I don't know your your parents or somebody saved like some old school stuff that you wrote back in elementary

school or whatever and you go back and there's like this charming nostalgia that kind of washes over you and that's kind of what I had

flowing through me as I scooped out this stack of paper. I wrote this back in 2010

which if you're a long- learned listener, then you will know that this was written

a year before our podcast was even going.

So that's kind of cool. It just feels a little ostentatious to do fan fiction.

But I'm going to look at it today as kind of swanky.

I'll just be kind of swanky.

The story itself, so I don't own these characters, but they are based on the

law and order SBU unit. Those two sexy beautiful people, Olivia Benson and Elliot Stabler. And I don't mind saying that

I watched S. V. U. Obviously, because I've got a story here, fairly frequently. And it was kind of a guilty pleasure of mine, but I mostly watched it because of the character that was Elliot Stabler and when he left the show I kind of didn't watch it anymore I just felt like that magic juice was kind of gone. I really liked Stabler's like

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