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Thirst Aid Kit

To The Only Boy We Ever Loved

Thirst Aid Kit

Slate Podcasts

News, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Entertainment News

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

WE'RE BACK! How was your summer? Perhaps you spent a good chunk of that time falling in love with one chin scar-having, kombucha-drinking, popcorn-moving dreamboat by the name of Peter Kavinsky. What a coincidence – us too! Join us as we go on a journey to explore the many virtues of Peter Kavinsky's 3D avatar, actor Noah Centineo, whose baby-Ruffalo vibe feels genuine, sincere and entirely ADOROBOH. We also have Fanfic Wars of differing flavours, so prepare to feel things. Oh, how we missed you, thirst-buckets! **heart eyes** Do you need help figuring out your next crush? Drop us a line! Leave us a message at (765) 8-THIRST (765-884-4778) with your name and what kind of crush advice you're looking for, and maybe we'll answer your question in an upcoming Thirst Sommelier. Follow us on Twitter @ThirstAidKit. Bim is @bimadew and Nichole is @tnwhiskeywoman. Find show notes, fanfic, and more on our Tumblr. Share your drabbles with us there or email them to us at thirstaidkit@slate.com. Our music is by Tanya Morgan.  For your safety, we recommend that you avoid operating heavy machinery while listening to Thirst Aid Kit.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Peter Kovinsky presses me back against

0:03.3

s***

0:04.3

and rests his s*** on the s*** above my s***

0:12.8

I r*** you one s*** he says in a low voice

0:17.7

You want it?

0:22.0

I nod eagerly

0:23.9

He slips it into my s***

0:27.8

Diffing his head to whisper in my ear

0:31.8

I s*** you later

0:33.8

That's a promise

0:41.8

Yeah, pretty much

0:43.8

I know

0:55.8

Kind of cool. Hi, boom. How are you?

0:58.8

I'm good. How are you?

1:00.8

I'm feeling frisky and on top of the world because this is of course the opening episode of season three of Thursday kids season

1:09.2

Mother f***ing three season mother f***ing three listen, I feel grown man

1:15.5

We have been through some things a little bit a little bit. Yeah, I can't believe we're here at season three

1:20.9

This is awesome. I can because we're amazing

1:25.2

But no, you're right. I feel energized. I feel very happy to be back

1:28.9

Mm-hmm. I'm grateful people want to hear his chat shit even more. Yes

1:34.1

People have really been tweeting at us like hey when you're coming back right?

1:37.2

We've been no we've been dropping little goodies. Listen, you know, I want to say to them

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