Good evening, thanks for joining us.

Is it just me or does the current President of the United States have a lot of time on

his hands?

Like, more time than any president I've ever heard of.

I mean, we know he watches a lot of cable news early in the morning, seemingly all night,

even on the weekends, between rounds of golf, which is hard because, as we know, he plays

a lot of golf.

I know the enablers of the White House call the giant blank spots on his scheduled executive

time.

But can you actually imagine any real executive at any reputable company sitting around

watching so much cable news and then tweeting so much made up stuff and then retweeting

other people's dribble?

This is not a new question, of course.

It's been asked before, but I bring it up tonight because the President has once again

been playing one of his favorite games, suggesting a conspiracy exists without any proof and with

the intention of hiding any potential blowback on his own possible actions.

Today, the President defended his new conspiracy, mongering, by falling back on the one of the

lamest excuses which he has used time and time again.

So I just want to quickly give you the backstory.

You probably know shortly after Petaphal financier Jeffrey Epstein was found dead, a comedian,

who, according to his website, doesn't actually have any upcoming dates at all, but does

sell t-shirts and ringtones and has appeared on Fox News, sent a tweet, essentially suggesting

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