Voyage to the Stars Special Announcement.

Greetings, flesh creatures.

In an effort to provide you with supplemental listening materials.

We have unearthed additional logs not included in previous voyages.

Please enjoy.

Ever-Dlessent existence. Adder doesn't existance. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Heritage to the storms.

Captain's log, sleeveless in Seattle.

Here we are on a foreign planet, not quite sure what it is, but there was a tiny little

restaurant here when I was a tiny little restaurant here.

I was feeling a little tired of the food that they have on board the ship.

So I decided to take a small shuttle down and order myself a little food. And... and I'm not going to lie I pulled a smooth move and told my science officer that there was a big experiment going on down here but actually I's taking her out to eat. Oh man

women love it when you live for dates. Hey Tucker, Tucker, guess what I just

came back from the bathroom and it's so amazing you actually pee into the mouth of a small alien.

Wow, yeah, they open up. I didn't want to sit on them, but you you just got to do you got to do I just love

local customs I love to directly on the alien well no we it was more of a squat a squat over the

aliens now I'm not going to put my action.

Sounds like a glory.

Ask me. No, no, no, listen.

Women know how to hover. We have very strong thighs because you never actually sit on a

toilet bowl. I've never actually made contact with the with the toilet seat.

Oh wow.

Yeah. I've made too much contact with toilet seats.

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