TO ME UR FAMILY!!!

Secret Keepers Club

Comedy

4.9 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Helllllo everybody!!!!!! Carly is Solo this week due to not having wifi and also having no friends. She drank several coffees and has bad anxiety so she is ranting in her empty apartment about Aliens, space, Black holes, Menstural cups, and how annoying her boyfriend is. She also very badly answers questions, What do you do if your italian mom doesn’t accept you? How to deal with your boyfriend having a very close relationship with his therapist? Why do you keep getting ghosted by guys before you even meet them? How to deal with your beautiful amazing friend that loves a guy who is terrible for her? ANNNND how do you put pressure on your boyfriend (but also not put too much pressure on him) to get him to finally pop the question ? FMK: CHRIS CUOMO ANDREW CUOMO JOEY TRIBBIANI

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0:00.0	Hello, you're listening to the Secret Keepers Club podcast.
0:07.0	Hello everyone and welcome to Secret Keepers Club.
0:11.2	Thank you guys so much for tuning in.
0:12.8	So happy to have you here.
0:14.4	If you've been here with us from the beginning, hi.
0:16.6	Thank you so much.
0:17.6	I appreciate you.
0:18.6	You're my best damn friend to me, your family.
0:21.6	Okay, I think that might be the Olive Garden slogan.
0:24.6	All right, sister?
0:25.6	I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
0:27.4	To us, your family.
0:28.4	Or if something like that.
0:29.8	And to me, that's how I feel.
0:31.0	I feel like this is a big Olive Garden restaurant and we're enjoying our beautiful, you know, lasagna's
0:36.6	and such.
0:38.0	So thank you so much.
0:39.4	And if you're brand new, hi.
0:41.8	Welcome to the club.
0:42.8	If this is the first episode you're listening to, I appreciate you so much.
0:45.8	Hey, guess what you guys?
0:47.2	First of all, I know if you're an OG, you can hear the sound is very different.
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